Princeton Grad Warns Undergraduates To Find Their Husbands Now, Because The...
Princeton graduates, in my experience, have been the most insufferable bunch of Ivy League braggadocios to ever walk this Earth. People I know who went to Yale, Harvard or Columbia don’t need to...
View ArticlePrinceton Mom Warns Women Have A “Shelf Life”
Last week, the world met Susan A. Patton, Princeton grad of ’77, whose uber-snobbish letter to the editor of the Daily Princetonian was heard ’round the globe. Patton’s screed, penned to “the daughters...
View ArticleHitched: “Princeton Mom” Is Lying To You
“Forget about having it all, or not having it all, leaning in or leaning out — here’s what you really need to know that nobody is telling you.” That’s how now-infamous “Princeton Mom” Susan Patton...
View Article“Princeton Mom” Susan Patton Speaks At Princeton: “A Woman Looking For A...
Earlier this month, the world met Susan Patton, a 1977 graduate of Princeton University, authoress of the world’s snobbiest letter to the editor of The Daily Princetonian. Its utterly-sincere advice...
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“Princeton Mom” Appears On “Today,” Offers A Wide Variety Of Archaic Bullshit...
Susan Patton gained attention and the moniker “Princeton Mom” nearly a year ago, when the Daily Princetonian published a letter to the editor from the Class of ’77 grad called, “Advice For The Young...
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Princeton Faculty Wants Nothing To Do With Princeton Mom’s Statements About Rape
We, the undersigned faculty, stand behind victims of sexual assault and want them to know that our campus is a place where they have a voice, where they will not be made to feel responsible and where...
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Fox News Brings On “Princeton Mom” (Who Is Divorced) To Teach Women How To...
“Princeton Mom” Susan Patton may be divorced — which she blames on marrying a man who didn’t get an Ivy League education like she did, obvs — but that won’t stop her from wagging her finger at your...
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Princeton Mom Calls Rape A “Learning Experience,” Says Victims Should Just...
I’m generally in a happy mood on most Fridays, but I am on the verge of throwing my laptop at the wall this morning after watching Princeton Mom‘s latest bullshit-spewing interview about her thoughts...
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Princeton Mom Thinks Child Molestation Is Just Bad Manners
Susan Patton, AKA “Princeton Mom” has a pretty sweet gig. She flits around TV saying incredibly horrible things for a living. Today, the horrible thing she said had to do with rape and child...
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